I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Randomize
