belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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