i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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