I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
