Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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