found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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