Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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