in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I wish i was in the wii world.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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