and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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