come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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