38 yer olds are good kisserssss
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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