If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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