I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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