That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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