On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Shame is for Republicans.
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