Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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