yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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