Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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