I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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