just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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