I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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