we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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