People in love make me want to vomit
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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