Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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