Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Everything about him screamed your future.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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