Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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