i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
soo... how was my night?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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