you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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