dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
