Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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