wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
i believe in u and ur pee
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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