I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
You can't just leave with hair like that
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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