I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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