He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
