I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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