I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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