This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Randomize
