remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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