The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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