4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
he had hair everywhere except his balls
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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