he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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