I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Shame is for Republicans.
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