You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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