when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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