I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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