Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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