Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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