and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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