Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
He kissed a someone with a penis
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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