Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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