Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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