At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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