i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We have started to decorate penises.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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